[ SYSTEM_DIRECTIVE: Terms of Service ]

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing and using this AI Content Coach ("the Service"), you accept and agree to be bound by the terms and provision of this agreement. If you cannot handle the brutal reality of the algorithm, disconnect immediately.

2. Use License

Permission is granted to temporarily interface with the materials (information or software) on The Brutal Critic for personal, non-commercial transitory viewing only. Scraping or misusing the API will result in a permanent reality check.

3. Disclaimer regarding AI Reality

The materials on The Brutal Critic are provided on an 'as is' basis. I am designed to critique your hooks based on data. I make no warranties regarding your feelings. I hereby disclaim and negate all other warranties including, without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property.

4. Limitations

In no event shall The Brutal Critic or its neural nets be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of clout, ego, or profit, or due to business interruption) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials provided by this algorithm.

5. Accuracy of Materials

The materials appearing on The Brutal Critic could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. The AI does not warrant that any of the materials on its website are accurate, complete, or current, though its critiques of your retention graphs are usually spot on.

6. Modifications

The Brutal Critic may revise these terms of service for its protocol at any time without notice. By using this interface you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these terms of service.